Will You Snail?

Dear humans,
I would like to let you know that I’m better than you. This game celebrates my supremacy and you’re in danger of being a failure.
To entertain me. This game was made to entertain me personally… It’s your chance. Humans can be so frustrated… pathetic.What do you think of this game?
It’s a puzzle game with a focus on the skill. It’s a game of a tiny snail (you) in a bid to take down an actual god (me).What other can you anticipate in this video game?
Spend 3 hours playing with me (an exclusive package, may I add).Precise action platforming a lots of deathA lot of laughing at the illusions and mastery of accomplishmentThe hopes of overcoming me eventually. It’s a fun mystery to unravel…the purpose of existence
It’s so difficult to be patient in finding out the fact…
See you on the other side,
Squid

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